March 29, 2010

HIS FIRST WORD



STAGE 13 - MISSION FAILURE

First clone has damaged parts. This is unaccepted. We must build a new SCS -  silicone carbonation system.

March 21, 2010

STAGE 12 - MAKING the BODY










































Please, *FIL ! up my form.

March 6, 2010

STAGE 9 - THE PERFECT CARBONATION

"He's all yours, Bounty Hunter !!!"

March 1, 2010

February 25, 2010

February 22, 2010

MASS RE-PRODUCTION

Hens beware! DC is spending the night on the Chicken Farm.

February 18, 2010

February 5, 2010

STAGE 4 - MOHAWK



























His first words: Where are my F*&#!!?-ing arms?

February 1, 2010

OLD SCHOOL

STAGE 3 - DENTITION






































Be cool or he'll chew your ass off.

January 27, 2010

STAGE 2 - WALKING EMBRYO
















Chicken learns to stand on his own two feet. Bravo!!!
Technical specs for the nerds: The green stuff is a self-cure resin by Milliput

January 22, 2010

STAGE 1 - THE EMBRYO




























Exclusive footage courtesy of Discovery Channel. Primitive endoskeleton slowly grows the first layer of chicken tissue.